if i had a cleverly-titled, follow me around with a camera kind of tv show, it would have been canceled when today’s episode premiered.
not that there’s a really high bar for this kind of thing these days, but rock bottom is rock bottom is.
i’m not even sure how they would have hyped the mess of nose-blowing that became me. perhaps a close up of my twitching eye, a steady zoom just long enough to make the audience themselves sneeze with anticipation of the coming release. we’d need them to really feel the itchiness for any hope of hooking them into watching the other 23 hours of the same. HD would help bring the necessary gritty reality to the sneeze scenes. that should help . . .
or we could show them something heartwarming to round out their holidays. a cup of tea with a message of cleaner, less snot-filled days to come, perhaps?
worked for me!