sick-sips

1 Jan

if i had a cleverly-titled, follow me around with a camera kind of tv show, it would have been canceled when today’s episode premiered.

not that there’s a really high bar for this kind of thing these days, but rock bottom is rock bottom is.

i’m not even sure how they would have hyped the mess of nose-blowing that became me. perhaps a close up of my twitching eye, a steady zoom just long enough to make the audience themselves sneeze with anticipation of the coming release. we’d need them to really feel the itchiness for any hope of hooking them into watching the other 23 hours of the same. HD would help bring the necessary gritty reality to the sneeze scenes. that should help . . .

or we could show them something heartwarming to round out their holidays. a cup of tea with a message of cleaner, less snot-filled days to come, perhaps?

worked for me!

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3 Responses to “sick-sips”

  1. Brittany R. January 1, 2011 at 10:36 pm #

    Sounds like my last 6 days! :( I have never appreciated tea more than this week! Sorry you feel bad and hope you are good as new soon!

  2. sethhaines January 4, 2011 at 1:03 pm #

    I see pac-man in the bottom of your tea cup.

    • dearabbyleigh January 4, 2011 at 4:26 pm #

      pac-man i hadn’t thought of. i went with the classic smiley face. but i like the way you think. either way, the sickness has been chomped away!

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